Isamama生活隨想

2014年1月12日 星期日

an U.S. Army veteran for Vietnam War

Today, I'm in the lobby to teach an old Alaskan man, how to use a iPad…….
the classes even not started yet, I've been to hear from him do keep to Complain! Usually some older people very resistant to learn computer, because they think this is a frustrating thing to them never to learn, or many of the terms that they did not understand and to explain it's take a lot of time, I do understand, Mr.Bill always said he's eye can't see the words bla~bla~bla…… I said: then don't use it! He said: no way! because he need to use open the email……so…..

I asked him to bring a notebook to note down every thing, he didn't really want to, but I told him everyone's to learn computer should note every thing what they can, not to trust their easy to forgettable poor brain try to remember every things! yes, I know I am very harsh on this one! Because I do not want to explain it again! there is nothing to resist, Since we must accept to use it! Mr.Bill even login he's gmail have been asking us about one month! He said: he rather to pay for some one who can help, I'm immediately to said: Bill there is no everyone always available time for you, and yet money it's not every thing, since that, Mr.Bill he would note the efforts and hard work on that what we told him the every step, my colleagues yumi chan very thanks for me to help her solve this problem! LOL Otherwise, Bill will every morning to say hi to her!

actually, Mr. Bill he's not a bad guest! He staying here already for two months now, he was join the Vietnam War as an U.S. Army veteran wounded soldiers, once we invited him come to join our dinner together, I asked if he had lung disease? ! Because his breathing is very loud, so he told me his story! His hometown in the Alaska and when the Vietnam War start he was been pushed to into this battle? ! (I'm not sure seems impossible but it happened to him) one time he was a during a mission, have one Vietcong was a use a Butt of a rifle to break he's throat @@ so Mr.Bill to kill the Vietcong after he use a knife to cut his throat to allow he can get the air, otherwise he could not breathe! after Bill's buddy to sent him go to emergency medical readiness of the surgery, then flew combat to larger hospital stay more than a year, and then returned to U.S. for treatment how to practice vocal about four years after he can use the strength of the abdomen to exercise got back his voice...…

At this moment, my head suddenly jumped inside Forrest Gump episode also he when to a Vietnam to fight, and his captains, Mr. Dan also got shot and wounded with a mission, regardless of the danger of life Forrest Gump carrying Captain Dan desperately ran so first way back the Vietcong can't catch them > < will, Forrest Gump is really a good movie~ Uh, sorry back to world!

anyway, God Blessing Mr.Bill, after a glorious return to hometown, got married and bought a house, but he's marriage only for a year, after Mr. Bill gave a way a house to he's friend in Alaska, began life a Adventure or flirting in every where? I saw he's clothes are very fit to his body, I said it must be customized by Bangkok….. bingo! I'm right about that~ He said he frequented in Thailand is almost his second hometown….. I kinda joked to him said that maybe you had a children unknown in Thailand, you never know maybe you already be a Grandpa LOL

how ever, this time he come to Japan has a sacred mission! Since 311 East Japan earthquake and tsunami accompanied by the destruction of nuclear power, so the spread of radiation out all over~ Mr. Bill said he had a product is a landmark in the use of high-tech military products! Allows radiation disappeared without a trace in the air???? Uh ...... I do not believe - because there is no scientific evidence! this Little old man Mr. Bill thought he would be charged with the responsibility to rescue those suffering Japanese ..... Currently he has been unable to settle very well to find apartments in Japan, foreigners not easy to find a landlord who willing to rent and Bill's is kinda old age have respiratory problems too, to find a apartments would be very difficult for him…..

I'm curious and to calculate the age of 23 after he retired army, married a year but divorced, he has his almost fifty years by himself….. for his retirement money should be enough to support a family, but he chose to be a single nearly fifty years... sometime occasionally, I was saw him at lobby to use the Internet.... (sorry I'm definitely not purposely to peek) Mr. Bill often to visited a social sites to find some young woman to chat…..well, old man always love to find young girl! This may never change > < ummmm! Ah~ I want to say is maybe Mr.Bill is a lonely old man..... Sometimes Bobby san said: I'm feel sorry for him. Mr. Bill today miss the young Japanese girl again.... I only can said: Mr. Bill should be looking for is a little older and more understanding mature women, rather than those young girl who treat him as ATM machines! Bobby san says: It should be said Bill had a young heart, love to close nature in a pure white bunny so he may feel younger, right? I said: sorry, a little bunny also afraid of the Big Bad Wolf too >

anyway, Mr. Bill do like to remain single it's not my business, as long as he can be more behavior it's okay for Hotel, also, I found that he's gave me same feeling just like an Australia's old lady Margaret's they have a common point is…. stubborn but kind, like to cook stink salmon @@ once I can not stand the smell to asked him why salmon smell so heavy? when he open the refrigerator not for a whole the stink salmon filled the lobby immediately, I asked him to organize the refrigerator because it is common, not only for him use, as other guests well use too, also asked him to buy crisper taste at least a little less for the salmon smell!

for sure, I know Mr. Bill is an lonely guy! But he was lonely for so long can not said itself had no problem, a problem is his own choosing, I guess So, I was teaching him a little bit harsh! Because he always to think he can use the money to solve the problems out…….


Postscript:
day before we had a conversation, That I know why Mr. Bill he's remain single reason..... when he  back home form retired army, he bought a motorcycle, a car accident is also to destroy he's testicles….. it caused his marriage broken part of a reason too; in fact, Mr. Bill he's love child very much, he said : Once I was in a garage sale to see a little boy because he's mother had no money to help him to buy a bike, the little boy crying howl Amoy want to go get it, the little boy mother was embarrassed to put the little boy back to her car, then I went over to her window and knocked her door to said: I would love to pay five dollars bike money to your little boy to make him happy, after I put the bike to this little boy hands then left ! Mr. Bill is really a good man like a Santa Claus! Then Mr. Bill asked me why I do not have an children? I said: 「the time was past for me and I'm not younger anymore my physical will be too tired to take care with a baby! Maybe God wants me to help more people and share love with it~ wink my eyes!」 Mr. Bill said:「 I think so too, because you are a woman with a good heart !」 Aw ~ I'm really embarrassed too! I just feed the stray cats or take care guests to share the food that I make, this is really nothing to say……


Ah~ in the end! This is Mr.Bill sadness story..... well, he is very optimistic about he's life! at least he love to see some Asian social page LOL 

越戰老兵~比爾先生

今天,在大廳教一個阿拉斯加老伯伯如何使用iPad......
課堂都還沒開始呢我就一直聽到他唉唉叫!通常老人家很抗拒學電腦,因為覺得這是個令人沮喪的玩意兒永遠學不會,再不然很多專有名詞是他們聽不懂的要解釋頭髮都白了一大堆,而且Bill爺爺一直說眼睛看不到字太小巴啦巴啦的......我就說: 那你不要用啊!他又說沒辦法因為他要使用mail收信......嗯....

我要求他要拿筆記本記下來,一開始他很不想,但我跟他講每一個人學電腦都要筆記沒辦法用腦袋記!我很嚴格喔!因為我不想再解釋一遍!有什麼好抗拒?既然要用它就要接受!Bill爺爺光是電腦gmail登入問題就一直問我們快1個月了!他說寧可付錢請人幫忙也不想活受罪,我聽了就馬上堵他說:Bill 不是每一個人隨時都有空的! 錢也不是萬能,自從那次之後,Bill爺爺他就奮發圖強努力的記下我們告訴他的每一個步驟,我的同事由美醬很謝謝我幫她解決這個困擾!不然,她每天早上都會被老爺爺問安!

其實Bill先生不是壞客人!他在我們這邊住了有兩個月了,他是一名打越戰的美軍退伍傷兵,有一次我們邀請他一起用餐,席間,我詢問他是否有肺部氣管疾病?!因為他的呼吸聲非常響亮,於是他就告訴我他的故事了!他的家鄉在美國阿拉斯加~越戰發生時他是被強拉?!(這要研究一下)去戰場打仗,在一次勦越共的勤務中,被一名越共用槍托打斷氣管還是喉嚨我忘了@@ 於是他把越共給斃掉之後,自己用軍刀刺穿自己的喉嚨讓空氣流通,不然他無法呼吸!接著,被同組的同袍緊急後送到戰備醫療所手術治療,之後再轉往較大的戰備醫院住院了一年多,然後,返回美國接受治療發聲約四年他才可以用腹部的氣力練習發聲......

此時,我的腦袋裡突然蹦出阿甘正傳裡面的一段情節也是阿甘去打越仗, 他的上尉軍官丹先生也是在一起出勤務中負傷中彈,阿甘不顧生命危險的揹著上尉丹先生死命的跑給越共追 >< 阿甘正傳真的是一部好片阿~ㄜ離題了!

總之,大難不死必有後福的比爾先生,光榮返鄉之後,買了房子準備成家立業,殊不知婚姻一年就告吹,他把阿拉斯加的房子送給好朋友之後,就開始他的浪跡天涯的日子到處流浪或留情?我看他的衣服都是很符合他的身材量身訂做,我就說那一定是到泰國曼谷訂製的,賓果!被我說中了~他說泰國他很常去幾乎是他的第二個家鄉.....我開玩笑的說也許你不知名的孩子早已讓你在泰國兒孫滿堂了 LOL

總而言之~他這次來日本有著神聖的使命!自從311東日本發生地震與海嘯之後伴隨而來的是核能發電廠的破壞,讓輻射擴散出來~比爾說他有一個產品是劃時代連美軍都在使用的高科技產品!可以讓輻射能在空氣中消失無蹤???? ㄜ……本人我是不相信~因為沒有科學的證據!比爾老先生認為他身負這個重任就要來日本解救那些苦難的日本人.....目前他一直無法很順利的在日本找到定居的公寓,外國人要找房東願意出租的比例太少而且比爾年紀也大了又有呼吸道的問題,要找到一個固定的居所恐怕很難.....

我好奇的是算算他23歲從軍中負傷退役之後,結婚一年又離婚~他有快五十年都是自己單身一人度過的.....以他的退休月俸應該是足以養活一個家庭,但是他還是選擇單身一個人將近五十個年頭…偶爾,在大廳看他上網....(不好意思絕對不是蓄意偷看) 他常常逛社交網站找年輕的妹妹聊天.....男人果真愛找嫩妹呀!這應該是不變的定律 >< 咳!嗯~我要說的是比爾老爺爺內心是寂寞的吧?有的時候8比先生說比爾今天又被年輕日本妹放鴿子了.....我只能潑一桶冷水告訴8比先生說:比爾應該要找的是年齡大一點比較懂一些人情世故的女人而不是那些成天把他當成ATM提款機的嫩妹!8比先生說:應該是說比爾有一顆年輕的心,想要接近大自然裡的純潔小白兔好讓自己感覺更年輕吧? 我說:不好意思~小白兔都怕大野狼ㄟ >

總之,比爾爺爺喜歡保持單身也不關俺的屁事,只要他不吵不鬧就好~不過,我發現他跟澳洲的瑪格麗特有一個共通點....固執與好心腸之外還很喜歡煮臭掉的鮭魚@@我有一次受不了開口問他為什麼鮭魚飯腥味這麼重?整個冰箱一打開那鮭魚特有的腥臭味轟的馬上瀰漫在大廳,我要求他要整理冰箱因為是公用的,不是只有他在使用,還有別的客人觀感我們也是要留意,也要求他去買保鮮盒至少味道少一點!

其實,我知道比爾是孤獨的!但他孤獨這麼久不能說他自己本身沒問題,是他自己選擇的問題~所以,我對他的教學是比較嚴厲一點!因為他不能一直以為想用錢就可以解決問題.....總而言之~這是最近在飯店客人的狀況讓我比較印象深刻!

後記: 
在一次的交談過程中,知道了比爾先生保持單身的原因.....話說他退伍回到家鄉的時候,買了一台歐都麥,出了車禍連帶的也把蛋蛋給毀了.....也就造成他婚姻破碎的原因之一,其實,比爾先生是很愛小孩的~他說:「有一次我在一個車庫清倉拍賣會上看到一個小男孩因為媽媽沒錢幫他買一台腳踏車,男孩嚎淘大哭不想走,男孩的媽媽很難為情的把小男孩帶回自己車上,結果,我走過去敲了敲媽媽的車窗說要幫小男孩付了五元美金的腳踏車錢,我想要給這個小男快樂,把腳踏車交給小男孩之後就走了」比爾先生真是個好人根本就是聖誕老公公來著!接著他問我為什麼不生小孩?我說:「年紀過了而且沒體力帶小孩了!也許上帝要我的愛去幫助更多人吧~眨眼!」比爾先生說:「我也這麼認為,因為你是個很好心的女人!」唉唷~真是害羞呢!我只不過餵餵浪貓在不然就是招待客人美食,沒什麼好說的啦......

啊~原來!這就是比爾蛋蛋的哀愁.....不過他是很樂觀的老爺爺啦!至少會看亞洲嫩妹的社交網站 >

2013年12月19日 星期四

台灣交換學生小屁孩!

TMDBBC逼逼釦了~
兩個從名古屋上來的台灣交換學生小屁孩!一個是娘砲一個是T.....(我對T沒任何意見,但就是這個人的行為接下來讓我不爽)自己來住飯店沒做功課連地圖也不會看,還一邊打電話一邊確認我們飯店位置,浪費我們許多時間跟他指點迷津,還要等他抵達早已經超過10點半,一到大廳我看到那個T結屎面比大便還臭,問她哪裡人嘴巴跟蚌殼一樣死不講是哪裡人,最後,娘砲用日文回答,我說我不懂日文,一問之下才知道是台灣人~更!靠北!早點說啊是不會講話嘛?是啞巴嘛? ~對老外就肯開口講話,明顯的種族歧視,去你xx的~

接著跟她們要填入住單,竟然回我一句沒有護照號碼?!靠,你是阿飄嘛?當時你怎麼入境的?即便是交換學生也知道日本地址吧?總之就是一副對我們不爽樣!我一看就覺得呢嗎的老師卡好~不給你噹一下老娘我不爽!

我:小姐(那個T)可以請你不用擺臉色給我們看嘛?(→_→) 你有事嘛?
T:喔!因為我很累!
我:我們10點是打烊時間現在是10點半,我們等你也等的很累(找點路就累~靠!那你以後追婆的時候怎麼辦?)
這時另一個微小的聲音冒出來了......
娘砲:不好意思!因為我們昨晚搭夜巴從名古屋上來東京已經是早上了....後來我們又去迪士尼走路走的很累然後又找不到路............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

操......泥.......馬.......的......學校老師沒教你訂房準時Check-in嘛?先跑去玩到累翻?~去吃大便算了!更!還找不到路下錯站!活該!去死好了!自私的小屁孩~懶得理你!="=凸

本篇有很多情緒在裡面!未成年慎入!


後記:
基本的禮貌都沒有,我本來是很ok的,但一到跟她要護照號碼那一part她的態度讓我火起來!態度很不好的說沒有!當下我很想嚇她說沒護照是吧?非法入境喔!那我請警察來處理,沒帶護照跟在留卡是要被罰十萬日幣的,但,我選擇幹醮自己為什麼要從事這個行業受妳客人的機車鳥氣.....我看來還是要多修煉 (ˇˍˇ) 

2013年11月18日 星期一

泡泡瓶

昨天,在超市突然發現了一個奇妙的瓶子!
這個瓶子會幫你省錢,製造好多泡泡出來!
難怪,好多的商品都強調泡泡洗液!原來是這個原理啊?

增田耳鼻喉科

我的過敏性鼻炎又犯毛病了,前幾天無意中發現自己的鼻腔內紅腫,今天,會社的阿姨帶著我來這家很有名的耳鼻喉科看診,果然一堆人來求診@@ 要排隊好久啊! 等候的空檔,看到他們也有人幫耳疾患者做助聽器,助聽器要好用服貼就必須要親自採用自己的耳道模型量身訂製,真的是體貼病患的做法,當然,也有其他助聽器供患者選擇。

讓我想到高村桑美國的阿姨上次來日本時在百貨公司買了四十萬日幣的助聽器.......還不是客製化的.....如果客製化不就要五十萬日幣?應該是不用那麼貴吧?

叫號到我時上診檯,最討厭被人看鼻孔 @@ 檢查完有紅腫現象,用呼吸器治療就一根管子塞在鼻孔裡像是吸毒鬼樣捧著管子,跟台灣的呼吸治療不一樣,結束後拿了藥付了錢就準備去業務用超市採購米,食物,又是戴一堆菜回家!



回家經過白鬚橋時有看到美麗的夕陽喔!

2013年11月16日 星期六

赤坂見附 Akasaka-mitsuke New Otani Hotel for our co-worker Bday

今天慶祝同事的生日,所以一行人到了赤坂見附New Otani hotel 17F The Sky http://www.newotani.co.jp/tokyo/restaurant/sky/index.html

we go to New Otani hotel to celebrating colleague's birthday today, at Akasaka New Otani hotel 17F The Sky restaurant

走進這環狀的餐廳,就定位之後大家各自放下物品去餐台取餐.....正在用餐的當下才知道原來這是旋轉餐廳!!!@@ 結果....有一個弱雞馬上就感到暈車要求要馬上下車換位置.....((((倒)))) 高村弱雞說:他差點要在當場吐了>< 他有暈車的習慣.....來台灣時搭計程車他一定要吃暈車藥(((((攤手...我也沒辦法)))))

Went into this restaurant, after everyone sit in positioning on theirs table and go got food ready to eat the moment..... I realized that this revolving restaurant! ! ! @ @ soooo.... there is a weak one immediately felt carsick required to to get off ..... Bobby san: I almost threw up at the table > < ooh, yes, he can't join this kind off things he's easy to get carsick... when he came to Taiwan to take a taxi before need to eat some sickness pills (((((I have no idea why)))))

後來,換了位置之後才知道我們只有一小時的時間可以用餐....不過,對我來講沒差別!我兩盤就吃飽了 LOL 我看到其他成員一直很忙的吃跟拿,我也只好坐在不能旋轉的位置上剔牙...

Later, after we change the table then to know we only have one hour left.... for me is no difference! I only eat two dish then I'm full, to see my co-works are very busy to take care theirs food LOL

這家餐廳還不錯~也有幾個星星就是了!服務到位CP值也高,午餐一個人消費額約5250日幣稅金外加,離車站不遠走路就可以到達的位置!

赤坂見附是高級住宅區,沿路的銀杏樹很漂釀 



可愛的小粉紅 Bobby san 跟小藍~ Takashi gun

今天早上高村桑問我....
高村小粉紅:白色褲子配白色上衣好嗎?
我:今天你是要去當新郎嗎?
高村小粉紅:癟嘴~賭氣不穿了!換黑褲子 哼
我:還沒說完阿?!上衣可以換粉紅色的阿!!
高村小粉紅:眼神亮晶晶這樣好看嗎?
我:好看唷!帥~~
就這樣高村小粉紅今天水噹噹要去娶新娘 LOL 哦~不是穿的趴哩趴哩去參加生日趴踢啦!比我還愛美唷~

this morning Bobby san asked me….

Pinky: white pants with white shirt it's okay?
Me: are you going to be the groom Today?
Pinky: puckered mouth~~don't want to wear it! I change to black pants!! hum
Me: hey, I'm not finished yet? ! You can change the pink shirt ne! !
Pink: sparkling eyes! this is good?
Me: Very Attractive yo! かっこいい ka kko i ne ~~

so that little Pinky very happy to attend birthday ne! LOL

2013年11月11日 星期一

奶奶的頭/Nipples LOL

我一定要分享這個~實在是太好笑了!
I must share this~~~ it's was sooo hilarious!

今天收工之後,高村桑準備給我獎勵要幫我按摩,因為我青椒鑲肉做的大成功!按著按著,突然他發現我左邊有一顆瘤,快把他嚇死…o_O || 驚!他說要我儘快去檢查,我也不知道哪家醫院可以去,就說沒關係等回台灣的時候再處理,嗯!應該是這樣了!(ˇˍˇ) 

然後,他又抱著莎小寶這裡摸摸那裏按按的,突然他說哈呢你最好來一下聲音很緊張,我從廚房走到辦公室,我問他什麼事~他說莎小寶身上也有一個瘤ㄟ~然後我看著他的手勢是停在莎小寶的乳頭那邊......我說那是她的nipple/奶奶的頭好嗎?他小眼睛突然睜大了起來一臉驚訝的(⊙ˍ⊙) 睜大眼說: she have nipple? 媽呀!然後他自己也很驚訝的大笑了起來...... (⊙ˍ⊙) 媽呀!高村桑你可以再白痴一點 LOL

after when we finished work today, Bobby san ready to give me a massage to reward me the nice dish that I was made tonight! suddenly he found a tumor on my left back, he got scared to death...o_O || he want me as soon as possible go to a hospital to check up, I don't know which hospital can go to? okay, anyway. when I back to Taiwan will do the check up, anyway! (ˇˍˇ) 

then He holding Isabella try to found some thing kinda busy to check up her body, and suddenly he said, honey, you'd better come here and he sounds very nervous, I walked from the kitchen to the office, I asked him what happened? he said he found isabella's body is also a tumor there ~~~~ Then I looked at bobby's hand was stopped by the side on isabella near the nipple area…… I said to Bobby: that's her nipple okay? then His little eyes suddenly widened open astonished to said: she have nipples (⊙ˍ⊙) ? …….Then he got very surprised and laughed hard ...... (⊙ˍ⊙) OMG! Bobby san you can be more idiot then LOL