Isamama生活隨想

2016年3月15日 星期二

A Horny French orangutans

A Horny French orangutans ~~~
physical characteristic:
Black and white mixed race, brown skin so this is the origin of his nickname - the orangutan
Offensive deeds:
His Hate Taiwan or China or the Chinese-speaking people !!! obvious discrimination person, this kind the type people has a unique sense of superiority, because he feel that Chinese people are very loud ...... so, he often joked Taiwan and Chinese people blablabla, WTH~ I think you are not better them that, ok?
Very Confused, foreigners easy to be like some one or love some one, but he privately to asked where is the red light district...... he said: I like to have adventure.......Burrrrrrrrr
Orangutan his also in hotel industry at Paris, thought he will be more empathy for us, he stay for 4 days then to asked for cnanged sheets and pillowcases, then next day in the very early morning he's gone to some where for trip for few day's then come back hereagain, hey, excuse me, here is the hotel for backpackers okay? why you need to changed sheets and pillowcases if you need to go some place the day befor you leave? FXXX
also Orangutan his bath time, like to turn on the music very very loud, singing loudly just like some one will be murder, why you didn't have any sorry for others? brrrrrr shame on you!!!
in public the places also laughing out loud than anyone else, I really like to slap he face to told him : to Shut Fxxx up your mouth!!
like I said that before: a good Guests it makes you like in the heaven, the evil one can makes you want to strangle theys neck!!

淫蕩的法國紅毛猩猩~~~
特徵:
黑的與白的混血,膚色偏棕色所以這是他紅毛猩猩的綽號由來~
令人反感的事蹟:
討厭臺灣或中國或著講中文的人!!! 有明顯的歧視,有著特有人種的優越感,因為他覺得說中文的人都很大聲......所以,他常常開玩笑說台灣人怎樣中國人怎樣,瑪麗格逼~你就不會怎樣?
很奇怪,老外的喜歡跟愛可以分得很清楚,嘴巴講喜歡誰誰誰,但是私底下詢問哪裡有紅燈區可以去探險.....真想回他探你老母咯,賤呸一個.....
紅毛猩猩從事飯店業,以為會有多一份同理心,結果,不是這麼一回事,住個四天就要求換床單被套枕套,你瑪戈逼逼扣,這裡是背包客飯店好嗎?你當我們是五星級嘛? 然後換好的當晚只回來睡幾小時就退房去別的地方旅行,艸~你他馬床單被套枕套是換心酸的嗎?
紅毛猩猩洗澡的時候,喜歡把音樂開得非常大聲,還在大聲唱簡直就像牛在號哭,這時候你怎麼不說自己很大聲蛤? 在公共場所中笑的比誰都還大聲還要邪惡....真想一巴掌給他呼下去....
好的客人讓你想上天堂,壞的讓你想掐死他們下地獄!!
French people can be a pain in the ass sometimes.


Hand-made huntun~

 Bobby-San said : this is looks like dumping not huntun....normally huntun size is more smaller XD 

I told him: that's okay, we deserve to have better one XD that's why I like to make more bigger, but if we have do this in business, surely I have to narrow down the sizes 😂😂😂

Super yummy!

溫ㄤ:哈尼?妳的餛飩看起來像水餃欸?通常餛飩的尺寸不是這樣吧?

水某:沒關係的啦,自己人吃噹啷要吃好一點啊?但是,如果我要從事這樣的生意,就必須把尺寸縮小,不然,虧錢哪!😂😂😂

2016年3月10日 星期四

山本耀司說到我的心坎裡

山本耀司說到我的心坎裡
日本人是這樣一個人種 : 因為生活在島國,所以相互體諒,甚至相互縱容。大傢都覺得好, 而你逆著行事, 就會遭到排擠。有問題意識的人、有反抗意識的人,一定會被這種村落社會所排除在外。而被排擠在外的人中,具有果斷行動的話就投奔海外。雖然我也不確定這麼做到底好不好。


2016年3月9日 星期三

"hypocrite game"

Seriously!!!! I am really annoying those who were like to play "hypocrite game" people.....don't ever to put small shoes on our side if you are Not in this industry, Do not underestimate the value of our experience!!! you absolutely can not understand our trouble that we have to go through every day!!!!
WTH!!
認真覺得~假道學很討厭 ˇˍˇ
不是在我們的行業討生活無法了解我們的痛苦!!!!
討厭那些喜歡叫人穿小鞋的假道學!!!
也不要小看了我們的經驗法則!!
法客由

2016年3月7日 星期一

脈絡球瘤開刀滿兩年

好快!兩年前回台灣到台中的中國醫藥大學附設醫院找整形外科的李主任開刀!把那右手大拇指萬惡的脈絡球瘤給鏟掉,想到李醫師給我拔指甲的當兒,我很清楚的感受那指甲剝離的過程(有上麻藥喔!)我還是挫的想閃尿😂😂😂
現在,同隻手腕又長一顆瘤😅😅😅 回台也是要鏟掉,然後,北醫的腸胃科護理師打給我阿母說我應該要回去作追蹤檢查.....
健康真的很重要喔!

喋喋不休的男人跟碎碎念的女人

深深地覺得......喋喋不休的男人跟碎碎念的女人一樣恐怖!尤其是對方有著濃重的英國腔時,在同一個空間相處時我真的好累!今天,為了躲他我在家睡個午覺出來大廳,他還在大廳跟早班小姐英語教學,車縫的進度嚴重落後....
泥可以閉嘴嗎?俺的腦袋快炸了😱😱😱 想念詹姆士安靜陪伴的車縫時光~嗚嗚嗚嗚,這個英國過動歐吉醬把我的英國腔印象徹底打擊!
英格里遜強是我跟高村桑婚前就就認識的捧油(客人之一)他還真的是沒變,更令我崩潰的是....他要在日本度假三個星期啊啊啊啊!尬的,想哭😭

2016年3月5日 星期六

泪橋交叉點這邊的7-11是全日本前三名

高村桑告訴我才知道,原來我們家泪橋交叉點這邊的7-11是全日本前三名內業績最忙碌超商!哇,真的好驚訝欸😳😳😳 他的店員很國際化欸,有歐美有中東也有講中文的!小小一間店真的看不出來業績前三!